Human-written cannabis copy, priced so you know where you stand.
Bundle services to save time and money.
Every project includes research, SEO keywords, royalty-free images, and an inbound marketing strategy. I may use AI for research, outlines, or optimization, but I write every final draft myself, with my human touch, care, voice, and heart.
"The Sticky Icky": Complete website copy
Starting at $2,500 for up to 5 pages
Building or redesigning your site? I'll write the whole shebang, so it sounds like your business and helps customers find you. This is the place your brand makes its first impression, so it shouldn't sound like anyone else's.
"The Blunt": Single SEO blog post
$450
A researched, 1,000-word article built around the questions your customers are actually searching. You get checked facts, real sources, and a point of view a chatbot can't borrow.
Monthly option: Four weekly blogs for $1,600, a $200 savings.
"I Got 5 on It": Five-email series
Starting at $900
Five emails or newsletters of 200 to 500 words each, written to keep customers engaged and coming back. Price varies by length.
"The Joint": Single email or newsletter
Starting at $225
One email of 200 to 500 words that gets opened, read, and acted on, because it sounds like it came from a person.
"The Dime Bag": Product description
$150
Launching a new product? I'll describe it in a way that's vivid, accurate, and appealing to the people most likely to love it.
"The Trim": AI-draft rescue (new)
Starting at $300 for up to 1,000 words
Already have AI drafts that read flat? I'll cut the filler, check the facts, flag risky claims, and rewrite the piece in your brand's voice, so it's ready to publish with confidence.
Something else?
I'm happy to design a writing project of any size around your needs. Spanish-language copy is available too.
What you get with a human copywriter
Facts
Typical AI-generated draft: Needs someone to verify them
Working with me: Researched and checked before you see it
Risky claims
Typical AI-generated draft: Can slip through unnoticed
Working with me: Checked against client and state rules, then flagged for your compliance team or attorney
Your voice
Typical AI-generated draft: Depends on your prompt and editing
Working with me: Learned by talking with you
First-hand experience
Typical AI-generated draft: None of its own
Working with me: Years in cannabis content and 20+ in the classroom
Accountability
Typical AI-generated draft: You own every error
Working with me: A real person answers for the work
I'm not a lawyer, so my flags don't replace legal review.
How it works
We talk. Your free 30-minute consult covers your goals, your voice, and what you need.
You get a quote and pay a deposit. Projects start with a 50% deposit, and the balance is due on completion.
I research and write. You get a finished draft to review.
We polish it. All pricing includes one round of edits.